Săniuţa » Soacre http://www.saniuta.info Bancuri de râzi cu toată gura Wed, 28 Apr 2010 14:40:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Se intalneste Bula cu un prieten http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/se-intalneste-bula-cu-un-prieten.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/se-intalneste-bula-cu-un-prieten.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:48:45 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/se-intalneste-bula-cu-un-prieten.html Bula il intreaba:

- Ce faci maine?
- Pai merg cu fiul meu sa lansam un zmeu. Dar tu?
- Ceva asemanator. Facem o excursie la munte cu soacra-mea.

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/se-intalneste-bula-cu-un-prieten.html/feed 0 De ce nu-i bine sa-ti bati soacra cu lopata? http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/de-ce-nu-i-bine-sa-ti-bati-soacra-cu-lopata.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/de-ce-nu-i-bine-sa-ti-bati-soacra-cu-lopata.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:47:28 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/de-ce-nu-i-bine-sa-ti-bati-soacra-cu-lopata.html - Pentru ca-si face impresie proasta despre tine.

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/de-ce-nu-i-bine-sa-ti-bati-soacra-cu-lopata.html/feed 0 Care este diferenta intre tumori si soacre? http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/care-este-diferenta-intre-tumori-si-soacre.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/care-este-diferenta-intre-tumori-si-soacre.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:37:51 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/care-este-diferenta-intre-tumori-si-soacre.html - Tumorile pot fi si benigne.

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/care-este-diferenta-intre-tumori-si-soacre.html/feed 0 Unul zice la o masa privind la soacra-sa http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/unul-zice-la-o-masa-privind-la-soacra-sa.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/unul-zice-la-o-masa-privind-la-soacra-sa.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:28:18 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/unul-zice-la-o-masa-privind-la-soacra-sa.html - Eu cred si in vrajitoare, si in duhuri rele si in stafii…

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/unul-zice-la-o-masa-privind-la-soacra-sa.html/feed 0 Stiti care e asemanarea dintre o soacra si o bere? http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/stiti-care-e-asemanarea-dintre-o-soacra-si-o-bere.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/stiti-care-e-asemanarea-dintre-o-soacra-si-o-bere.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:51:03 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/stiti-care-e-asemanarea-dintre-o-soacra-si-o-bere.html - Amandoua fac spume la gura si amandoua sunt bune reci.

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/stiti-care-e-asemanarea-dintre-o-soacra-si-o-bere.html/feed 0 Cum se definesc sentimentele contradictorii? http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/cum-se-definesc-sentimentele-contradictorii.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/cum-se-definesc-sentimentele-contradictorii.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:50:09 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/cum-se-definesc-sentimentele-contradictorii.html - Daca iti vezi soacra in masina ta cea noua stand sa cada intr-o prapastie…

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/cum-se-definesc-sentimentele-contradictorii.html/feed 0 Bula isi bate soacra http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/bula-isi-bate-soacra.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/bula-isi-bate-soacra.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:49:24 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/bula-isi-bate-soacra.html Aceasta il reclama la politie, care il amendeaza cu un milion trei sute de mii de lei. Nemultumit, Bula intreaba:

- De ce un milion trei sute de mii de lei?
- Un milion este amenda, fiule!
- Si restul?
- Treizeci la suta, pentru satisfactie…

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/bula-isi-bate-soacra.html/feed 0 Un tip facea poze http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/un-tip-facea-poze.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/un-tip-facea-poze.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:48:25 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/un-tip-facea-poze.html Nevasta-sa vine in fuga la el:

- Se ineaca mama, repede…

Tipul ridica neputincios din umeri:

- Imi pare rau, tocmai mi s-a terminat filmul din aparat…

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/un-tip-facea-poze.html/feed 0 De ce e bine sa mearga soacra la vot? http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/de-ce-e-bine-sa-mearga-soacra-la-vot.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/de-ce-e-bine-sa-mearga-soacra-la-vot.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:46:51 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/de-ce-e-bine-sa-mearga-soacra-la-vot.html - Ca sa se obisnuiasca cu urna.

]]> http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/de-ce-e-bine-sa-mearga-soacra-la-vot.html/feed 0 Bula primeste de la soacra-sa cadou de Craciun doua cravate http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/bula-primeste-de-la-soacra-sa-cadou-de-craciun-doua-cravate.html http://www.saniuta.info/soacre/bula-primeste-de-la-soacra-sa-cadou-de-craciun-doua-cravate.html#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:45:39 +0000 Ciprian Pricop http://bancuri.paginade1milion.ro/soacre/bula-primeste-de-la-soacra-sa-cadou-de-craciun-doua-cravate.html Pentru a-i face impresie buna isi pune una la gat. Soacra vazandu-l ii zice acru:

- Si cealalta!? Cealalta nu-ti place?

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